Playbolam™ Fresh Hell™ coming to a soul-crushing shopping mall near you! #Playbolam #BritishValues

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After a short hiatus, I am reconfiguring the Playbolam™ studio for a new range dystopian play sets. Expect a fresh set of toys for your children that will normalise financial aspiration, respect for inherited authority, the inevitability of debt & the appreciation of added-value, real soon now.
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Stateless-Child Asylum Application, Virgin-Birth DNA Test & Work Capability Assessment Christmas Nativity 2015 – Playbolam™ World-Of-Fear™#BritishValues

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Here is the special limited-edition Playbolam™ World-Of-Fear™ Globalised Migrant Nativity, representing all the good things that have come to pass thanks to the legacy of ThatcherWorld™.

This strictly limited edition playset includes The Angel of the Lords, Baroness Hatchet, overseeing the triumph of price over value from Blue Cuckoo Cloudland, German Shepherds watching their stock by night and day, the Three Wise Investigators bringing administrative rigour, a single mother / people trafficker / benefit scrounger / illegal immigrant, a stateless child / potential terrorist and an excellent-value government Special Adviser.

Also included is a foreign-looking Saint Nicholas impersonator, and an evil socialist, trying to take “other people’s money” away from the hedge-fund managers and dark-pool investors in order to squander it on social housing and benefit scroungers.

All of this is made safer by the deterrent of militarised police.

Merry Christmas.